Dreams...so many dreamz....And so the druids murmured like starlings over a lake, quiet as crickets, until the whispers descended into the same dance, silent as the birds of the Gods. The ancient relic of domination does not yet belong in the temple. The Gods have decreed the one true eejit may yet bring chaos to a decrepid order. He cannot be trusted to keep it safe, so he will bring the relic to his Anima and switch things up a little, yeah?
Quite an anticlimactic auction, and I brought popcorn. The prisoners have not yet resolved their dilemma. It's time for the Madam to take over this relic. We have made an... arrangement /cough. Apparently she know how to use this relic properly and she has certain...traits I find appealing.
Let it be proclaimed that Sniper of Noobs has decided the official value at 310a so hurray for that.