This or That?

circle

geometry or algebra

Biology (although nothing against chemistry but you made me choose!)

Work or study?

chemistry (the good kind)

give teacher apple or give teacher raspberry

an apple

20 weak minions

or

1 strong minion?

20 weak minions (will create a wall of meat that feeds my SR)

enchantment or hex

air (lightning FTW)

female Ele dance or female Ranger dance

Curses (more fun)

/violin or /guitar

What's more cruel?

Tell a girl made up statistics there's at least 2 hidden spiders in every bedroom

or

Lie that a news article on guildwars2.com stating that GuildWars will shut down in 3 months.

Lie that a news article on guildwars2.com stating that GuildWars will shut down in 3 months. That's punishable by death, followed by swift corpse exploitation, naturally.

/violin or /guitar (since it was overlooked)

prot (PS forever)

Tahlkora or Mhenlo

(Haha....yes, Tahlkora is a kid, fresh out of the house... everything is new and exciting. Wow...why so savage on Mhenlo?)

Prince Leeroy Rurik. Who wants to live forever, right?

Stefan or Little Thom

(lol pfft)

Zhed (he sure hates us 2-leggers, but he's a reliable work...horse)

Koss or General Morgahn

Melonni

MOX or Jora

(I paired them for their size, lol. Yes, W over D, but I do like a W & D tandem in my front line)

Margrid the Sly

Margrid the Sly or Master of Whispers

Livia (all day... and all of the night ;)) (I hate Cynn... I flag her solo into mobs just for lolz)

pre-searing Gwen or EotN Gwen

(you will pick her...flowers?)

Dunham

run or fight to Sanctum Cay / skip the Jungle or play through the Jungle

jungle

Recreate pre ascalon or lions arch In reality (like you could live there)

Daeman (BHA)

Claude or Eve

Herta - she's more down to Earth

Brutus or Sheena

(oh it gets worse, just wait)

Sister Tai

Dirk Shadowrise or Syn Spellstrike

Orion

Astronomy or Astrology?

Astronomy

Mars or Venus

Reyna

(inner beauty far outweighs the outer)

beaches or waterfalls