- Official Post
tallest snow topped
tallest snow topped
sauna with a
view of the
butt of yeti
fur and even
99 maripan cookies
baked to perfection
in cosyfiep's belly
with cold milk
at Wendy's All-The-Marzipan-You-Can-Eat-Extravaganza-Cookie-Buffet
which was only
opened yesterday during
a freak snowstorm
in early May
or was it
a peanut butter
buttered on a
thin slice of
peanut butter sandwich
with extra peanuts
and grape jelly
with peanut salad
dressing topped with
finest aged snails
in jars of
infinite power, made
of shining alabaster
and recycled water
from Bobby Bouchet (saw that on Netflix last night...all-time fave haha)
whom died of
only the best
milk money could
blast off the
top of your
basement stair case
with monster underneath
clawing at the
yoghurt you hid
behind your ear
last Monday night