Posts by Captain Krompdown
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Today, I am proud to announce the arrival of a little brother for Teh Axe. I present to you...
Teh Akhxe
Absent from the game for many years and considered by some to be the single finest item in existence, this ancient relic may be unknown (or maybe unimaginable) to newer players. Many of you, however, know this item from the legendary inventory of Akhilleus Pthius (known simply as "Akh"), one of the great trader/collectors (...and credit card warriors...) from the early days of the game.
Akh rose to fame not only because of his then-unmatched inventory but also as co-leader -- together with Chaos Kurupter -- of Brethren of Chaos [Dark]. [Dark] was a high-end trading/collecting guild where I and several others cut our teeth. Although [Dark] itself was short-lived (less than 3 years, disbanding in late 2007), it is a guild whose impact can be felt even today, as [Dark] alumni continue to anchor the collector community. It is safe to say that, without [Dark], there would be no [PhD], so this axe holds special significance for me personally.
*EDIT*: Since posting this, I've heard from some of you who feel the same way about [Dark], your time there, and the significance of this axe. I've also heard from some of you who are simply happy to see the light of day shine upon this axe once more. I'm thrilled to have had the chance to preserve this treasure and bring it back to the public eye for everyone to enjoy
Please take your time to enjoy the long-lost centerpiece of a seminal collection and the single most distinctive relic of the grand early days of Guild Wars.
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Classic combo and a spicy set, ondenoire!
I'd love to see more of these sets. I bet lots of people have one they love. Here's my favorite version
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I don't think my answer will be changing anytime soon
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30a curses crude
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Many thanks to everyone who risked serious injury to help me give a loving home to these aberrant monstrosities
I apologize for the "enchantment" shields in this post. Their presence does not imply an endorsement of any enchantment-related activities or acknowledgement that enchantments are real.
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I knew this day was coming.
And still, nothing could prepare me 🫠
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20a for req13 oni +5e? sign me up!
Find a better deal anywhere
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I have the highest possible req at the highest possible price
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All the heavy shields you can carry, chickenlegs 🍗
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I have 2 of the heavy mags you're looking for. I'd be willing to part with one to help an old friend....but they're both in the wrong (erm, right) order
Let me know if you're ready to come over to the dark side
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Oops, wrong number.
I tried to help you but it turns out you're a piece of shit.
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50e stance charr shield
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50a charr shield
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20a req 13 str 30/10 tower
In the immortal words of Adam Sandler's morher, "Share, Baby" 😄
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5a req 13 30/10 tower
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20a guardian
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15a guardian
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10a guardian
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S2, S3, S6: 7a each
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b/o on the zodiac, thx
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That's a snazzy shadow shield.
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Like a glove
The word 'suntouched' has 10 letters in it.
Your autism knows no bounds 😂
