Yo yo yo, I'm Asdf Trash Runner, the fastest trash you've ever. I started running in early 2024, and over the last year I have:
- Developed builds and tactics for a Nightfall rush (up to 5 runnee accounts from Consulate Docks to the end of Nightfall in about 2.25 hours).
- Optimized the Factions rush for 6 runnee accounts in under 45 minutes (although I believe a 37:xx is possible - https://gwscr.fbgmguild.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=3274)
- Developed builds and tactics for an EotN rush (up to 5 runnee accounts from "The First Vision" cinematic to "A Time for Heroes" in about 2.5 hours).
- Developed builds and tactics for rushing 4 accounts through the first 17 quests of Winds of Change in 2 hours (and if I kept at it, I believe I could have developed tactics for rushing 6 accounts in 3 hours).
I have made lots of imaginary video game money from these services, far more than I ever imagined possible just a year ago. Even Osiris is jealous of my immense wealth. And I had lots of fun developing these builds and tactics. The theorycrafting, testing, and refining are what make Guild Wars so alluring to me. It was very enjoyable to rush Nightfall and EotN when there was still optimization to be done... but now I no longer see room for improvement. I've grown quite bored, and perhaps it is a temporary feeling, but I want each rush to be done as soon as I start it. So I've decided it is time to close this thread.
