Let us celebrate this special date during the 20th Guild Wars anniversary on April 20th with a new set of novelty item traits.
We've had prenerf. We've had clean values.
Now, I offer you: substantive values.
Clean is not what the Ministry of Purity would call it you if they caught you with one of these in your Belt Pouch.
And the gods would probably neither bless you for being a Drunkard, nor a Party Animal, nor a Sweet Tooth.
But at least Lyssa might get behind the kind of mindful consumption you are about do prepare. And if not her, at least Doctor Jung.
Here's the full expert set for preparing the ultimate experience:
For cutting:
(Some prefer a simple Zealous Ascalon Razor of Pruning, but I'm personally more a fan of indigenous aesthetics. )For those that like to take things too literally:
And for those that just want to retreat and ponder:
Price per item: 4e + 20g
Alternatively, I am also open to trade one item for a stack of Glittering Dust.
Anyone that buys their equipment today will get a free sample weed sourced from the best plant in all of the Tarnished Coast! (Or at least that's what Oggy told me. At least its of great quality and not any of that suspicious stuff the Am Fah try to force on you.)
PS: As for the War on Drugs in Kryta: Do Not Believe Their Lies!
Alcohol has killed more Dwarves than the entire Stone Summit combined. The Ebon Vanguard have yet to report a single death by consumption from an Asuran Psychonaut.
That said, please only do consume safely. And while it's no Aged Dwarven Ale, do not drive a Ferry to Docks immediately after consumption.
