I have a friend who complained about his monk getting hit on...
I found a golden pillar and inscribed chakram, and saw him online...
Just to mess with him,
I commented his monk will be sore, but i have a cushion too...
It wasn't him playing, it was his gf.
She burst out laughing and left the chair, he came on and just said "WTF JUST HAPPENED? YOU BROKE MY GF!