This or That?

wand and focus

+5 energy while > 50% health or +7 energy when < 50% health

axe

Chest Running or Solo Farming

Chest running, though I have been solo farming more recently

Worse dance: male or female mesmer

male Mesmer dance is far worse (the female Mes jig is kinda cute)

Worse Dance: male Necro "dance" or male Ele "dance"

Hahahaha

Sorry, had to take a break to stop laughing.

You're generally asking which is worse, spastic or spastic.

Male ele then, only because it looks even worse with their armor.

Best MJ dance rendition:

Male Para "Beat It" or Female Necro "Thriller"?

female rit if i have to choose from those two.

Personally i really like the female monk dance, its probably my favorite, especially with roughspun, krytan, woven, elite woven arm armor... the arm flappy things that wave around make it 1000% better

Male Necro: boxers or briefs?

Naked he has boxers but scar armor he has briefs... where do the legs go? Does he stuff his crotch with them?

Boxers! Briefs give me a rash!

Most exotic dance: female Derv or female Para?

definitely ele, not a Friends fan, or Seinfeld either

Pulp Fiction is a decent movie tho.

Worst place to live: Hells Precipice or the Desolation?

Hell's Precipice (at least the Desolation has Junundu for entertainment)

Better skiing: Northern Shiverpeaks or Southern Shiverpeaks?

Southern Shiverpeaks.... There's this one looooooong slope above Ice Caves of Sorrow!

(You know the one, at the "edge of the world" ... you can walk on the clouds there too!)

Minions or Spirits (I already know what Peter will say!)

Spirits for me (Minions for heroes, I may be one of the few people still using Discord Way for hero builds )

Sell Ectos for Arms or Sell Arms for Ectos

(*drumroll*.... Minions! You can reach out and touch 'em... if you dare.)

Etcos for arms seems more productive.

(I still run and enjoy my own version of Discordway.... don't care if it's "obsolete" )

booze or sweets?

booze, I use a drunken runner build for eotn tours and proph runs

War supplies: pcons or oppressor weapon / wik greenie

kosher dill (I don't like the 'bread and butter' ones, sour is key)

Better non-pickle pickled food;

Sauerkraut or pickled pepperoncini

You're pulling on my heart strings Looney.

Two of my favorite dishes: Bratwurst with Sauerkraut and Spaghetti with Pepperoncini's on the side (just had yesterday).

I will go with Sauerkraut.

Green or Yellow Bell Peppers

Sauerkraut Peter Piper!

Keeping with cabbage: Sauerkraut or Cole Slaw?

lol Lady Lyn, you and I were on the same page, same answer, same time (see above)

So now you gotta make it worse, I always eat Cole Slaw with my BBQ.

Cole Slaw (I love my bbq).

Green or Yellow Bell Peppers

Hahaha! Probably would have posted first if my daughter wasn't chirping in my ear!

Green, the yellow look anemic! (I'm allergic to peppers so I have to be picky if I am going to eat them)

Hot German Potato Salad or the cold mayonnaisey style?

sauerkraut

relish or hot onions

Sensodyne...oh wait...that wasn't an option!

Eeny Meeny Miney Colgate! (Used Crest as a kid and hated it.)

Soft bristle toothbrush or hard bristle toothbrush?

soft bristle

mint floss or plain floss

floss? I mean plain floss, actually floss pick (for a week before dental cleaning appointment, or is that just me?)

Manual Toothbrush or Electric Toothbrush?

Once a year for cleaning / check-up. (haven't had a cavity since my early 20s...when I went twice a year. Go figure.)

Chatty dentist or quiet dentist

Quiet, especially when hands are in mouth, nothing worse than getting a question with a mouth for of tools.

Broken tooth: Implant/crown or removal

Supposedly you need them all to keep each other stable.

However, I have way too many teeth in my own mouth, and wisdom teeth that never came in (at 60!)

Removal!

Laughing gas or local anesthesia for dental surgery?

Laughing gas, does it only have to be used for dental surgery?

Waiting in Waiting room or Dental chair 30 minutes past appointment time.

Waiting in the waiting room so I can up my post count on GW:L. I doubt I could do that in the dentist chair.

Wait online for an guild event to happen,

or wait offline hoping someone let you know a guild event is happening?

Turkey and yes, if the cheese is swiss.

On that turkey, swiss, lettuce, tomato & mayo: Strips of Bacon or Thinly Sliced Onions?

Bacon, everything is better with bacon!

Toasted or not toasted?

Not Toasted!

Heartburn or indigestion?

lets see, heartburn is a rather nasty symptom of indigestion.

I already changed my diet 40 years ago due to that "symptom"

After all the different "antacids" on the market failed to relieve that horror.

so...the acid refluxy nasty symptom or just the uncomfortable feeling of fullness.

I'll take the occasional discomfort of indigestion without the symptom of acid reflux anyday.

(Any doctor that prescribes antacids rather than a dietary change should be cursed to suffer with it as well in my opinion.)

Change your diet, or live on antacids forever?

Monterey Jack (Cosy are you using us to make your lunch decision easier?

Mayo or Miracle whip