This or That?

Mayo

(Personally I picture Cosy using multiple cheeses on everything... because half mouse)

Plain white bread or sourdough?

Plain white bread (for the plain white boy)

Wonder or Freihofer's?

Munster (preferred snack while watching The Munsters)

Munsters or Addams Family?

The Munsters and everything about it including 1313 mockingbird lane!!

I just love Herman...he's like a couldn't be creepy if he tried Gomer Pyle!

(And Marilyn couldn't be uglier...lololol!)

Grandpa or Eddie?

Cartoon

Heathcliff or Garfield

Heathcliff

Under Dog or Atom Ant!

Under Dog

Danger Mouse or Darkwing Duck?

Danger Mouse

Tom or Jerry

comic books

Comic books or comics section of the paper?

comic books (silver and bronze age only)

DC or Marvel (as in comics... not movies or TV)

I'll just go Marvel despite not being particularly interested in comics.

Clothes made from fruit or clothes made from meat?

Clothes made from fruit...the putrefaction will not smell as bad with plant based products.

100% cotton or polyester?

100% cotton - more comfy

Firm pillow or fluffy pillow

Fluffy - squishes into the perfect shape easily.

Feather or foam?

foam (feathers are for the birds)

crow or raven

Ravens, they're much sleeker looking completely black.

Bald Eagle or Golden Eagle?

'cause you is A Uhm...erican, (si si Americano)

I'll go with proper spelling <- see what I did there?

Seeing improperly spelled words like "there/their/they're, your/you're/yore, here/hear, it's/its" (etc. the list is long...) in all chat drives me nutZ!

Proper English or The Current Slang?

Wassup? Just Chillin

Proper English

Answer phone in public or let it ring 7 times without silencing it?

Answer it , I wouldn't inflict my ringtones on anyone else.

(I hate it when other people do that, so I'm more conscious of it.)

Standard ring tone or musical ring tone?

Standard ringtone... but,

I used to have the voice of Foamy the Squirrel saying "Follow the sound of my voice and kill whoever is holding the phone!" as a ringtone. I used it at my old job that had tons of background noise. I would also 'procure' unsuspecting coworkers phones and send it to them via bluetooth or a sms and set it as their ringtone just fof lulz.

More indestructible: Nokia 3360 or Oink?

panda (but my cuddly Shard Wolf is really the "cutest")

Mini pets: give 'em away or try to sell 'em

Give 'em away. Although most of mine just get binned.

Go to work or go to school?

I know salmon is supposed to be better for you (hali)but...

White wine with fish, or red (because a dead fish doesn't care anyway?)

sore throat...earaches are the PITS!

Stub your toe, or bang your funny bone?

heartburn (it's more acceptable in public )

Sun Burn or Poison Ivy Rash?

A rash from Poison Ivy... it's much more fun to get:

Poison Ivy or Harley Quinn

Poison Ivy.

All your clothes are now;

Beige

Or

Pink

Beige...I like earth tones!

Fuchsia Staff or Turquoise Staff?

Dragons breath! I like the skin and the name!

The blazing wing wand looks like a garden spade! Now, unless we're burning crops.......

Serrated Spear or Voltaic Spear?

I used a Serrated Spear for a long time as a caster weapon, until I could afford a Voltaic. I think I'll go back to Serrated now!

Eternal Shield or Tormented Shield?

Eternal Shield (currently my CR shield)

Plagueborn Shield or Celestial Shield (I have heard a wide variety of opinions people have on these 2 skins)