GW-Related Jokes

Saxazax · October 17, 2018 at 12:53 AM

Please note: garlicky puns are highly encouraged!

I'll start it off with an easy one.

Two GW players were going through a rough patch in their relationship. He kept giving her Red Iris Flower stacks until her Xunlai was full... At one point, she had to tell him, "I need space."

Peter Crypt · October 18, 2018 at 9:02 PM

What makes Little Thom such a fierce brawler?

He always has an axe to grind.

*rimshot*

RyGerhardt · October 18, 2018 at 9:18 PM

Bot1: WTS Hammer of Kathandrax 5e/ea

Bot2: WTB Hammer of Kathandrax 5e/ea

Bot1: WTS Hammer of Kathandrax 5e/ea

Bot2: WTB Hammer of Kathandrax 5e/ea

Bot1: WTS Hammer of Kathandrax 5e/ea

Bot2: WTB Hammer of Kathandrax 5e/ea

Bot1: WTS Hammer of Kathandrax 5e/ea

Bot2: WTB Hammer of Kathandrax 5e/ea

Narrator: They never made a trade

(idk if thats a joke or a sad story or nothing at all)

Agent Chevy · October 18, 2018 at 10:01 PM

If Oink ate a Candy Corn, what would you get?

Candied Bacon

Peter Crypt · October 18, 2018 at 10:09 PM

Gwen just bought herself a new BBQ grill - guess which brand...

Charr-Broil

Looney · December 29, 2018 at 12:00 AM

it's not really a gw joke...

Yeah, I know ppl are from around the world and non-native english speaking, but, c-mon...

Saxazax · February 18, 2019 at 12:39 AM

When I first started playing RuneScape back in middle school, I pronounced it, "inVENtory"... the "toom" thing can be pretty annoying to hear, but there are quite a few people walking around who have no idea how to pronounce a lot of the words they see in the game... stay in school kids

Chairman Wang · February 18, 2019 at 7:45 PM

I'm disappointed the OG wiki jokes weren't brought up. Come on guys, where else would you find jokes like the following:

https://guildwiki.gamepedia.com/User:Entropy/s…ussian_Reversal

https://guildwiki.gamepedia.com/User:Poki/Skil…ne%27s_Headbutt

And a third of this fine skill's talk page: https://guildwiki.gamepedia.com/Talk:Vampirism

Pity it died out, there were so much better discussions on the talk pages vs official wiki lol

Saxazax · February 19, 2019 at 1:05 AM

Well this is just a goldmine: https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Category:Humor

GW-Related Jokes

Marty Silverblade October 17, 2018 at 5:14 AM

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