Guildwars memes
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Sasha this one is for you
Mailbox explodes with the arms he once hoarded,
Now every stray merchant is handsomely rewarded.Obsidian armor? Legendary shine?
Sasha walks past with a laugh and a sign:
“Today I buy only the finest of trash—
Every dusty old trinket, I’m paying in cash.”Miniature golems with mismatched heads,
Half-baked tonics that turn him to kegs,
A rusty old greatsword with genuine mold,
A chair shaped like moa (worth less than his gold).In map chat they whisper, “Who is this mad king,
Throwing his silver at every dumb thing?”
But Sasha just dances in bargain-bin gear,
A crown made of junk and unshakable cheer.For wealth means little in vaults left unseen,
So he paints Tyria in colors of green—
Not from his armor or legendary glow,
But the trail of bad deals he leaves as he goes. -
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