Guildwars memes
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Sasha this one is for you
Mailbox explodes with the arms he once hoarded,
Now every stray merchant is handsomely rewarded.Obsidian armor? Legendary shine?
Sasha walks past with a laugh and a sign:
“Today I buy only the finest of trash—
Every dusty old trinket, I’m paying in cash.”Miniature golems with mismatched heads,
Half-baked tonics that turn him to kegs,
A rusty old greatsword with genuine mold,
A chair shaped like moa (worth less than his gold).In map chat they whisper, “Who is this mad king,
Throwing his silver at every dumb thing?”
But Sasha just dances in bargain-bin gear,
A crown made of junk and unshakable cheer.For wealth means little in vaults left unseen,
So he paints Tyria in colors of green—
Not from his armor or legendary glow,
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Haha... None taken... I'm still missing an avatar...
May I?
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It's the music score in the background, especially in pre where everything is so green and easy farm... Slap on your headphones and just C-space for an hour or so...
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Ok I dont laugh out loud to myself very often but this one got me GOOD. For me marcus' posts went from "what the actual fuck is this guy talking about" to now, "I wonder if Marcus has posted yet?" lmao
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(No offense, love reading his (long) posts 😁) Marcus Ferret
Ok I dont laugh out loud to myself very often but this one got me GOOD. For me marcus' posts went from "what the actual fuck is this guy talking about" to now, "I wonder if Marcus has posted yet?" lmao
Bitching on the thread stopped and it's back on track in some ways... Job done

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(No offense, love reading his (long) posts 😁) Marcus Ferret
Ok I dont laugh out loud to myself very often but this one got me GOOD. For me marcus' posts went from "what the actual fuck is this guy talking about" to now, "I wonder if Marcus has posted yet?" lmao
For the past few days I’ve been really looking forward to the new memes in this thread 😂
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So true, so embarassing... 🫣
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