Hey Cap, welcome back! Always nice to see an old name reappear from the mists.
I’m honored that Teh Axe is what roused you from your slumber and got you to create a Legacy account.
These days, Teh Axe has mostly ceremonial functions including new member bloodletting and (re-)circumcision of new officers, where the foolproof nature of its extra damage helps to ensure our brave initiates a smooth transition into their new roles. Everyone involved might be better off keeping their 10g (and their 20%) in their pockets 😉